Throne Slob Mini | Sci-Fi Crime Boss in Tracked Chair Miniature | By Claudio Casini Arts

He doesn’t walk into a room. He rolls in, loaded and laughing.

Meet the king of the scrapyard sprawl. The warboss of the lower decks. The slouching tyrant who holds more power in one greasy finger than most barons do in a fleet. The Throne Slob is the ultimate sci-fi NPC, seated in a tracked throne rig that’s half mobility platform, half mobile weapon system.

Bulging with confidence (and calories), this figure is sculpted with towering presence and mechanical menace—perfect as a campaign villain, boss fight centerpiece, or grotesque underworld contact dripping with blackmail, bribes, and bullets.

⚙️ Miniature Details:

32mm scale 3D printed resin miniature (larger sizes available: 40mm, 54mm, 75mm)

Seated on an armored tracked throne rig complete with rivets, servo ports, and mounted weaponry.

⚠️ Important Notes
-Printed in durable resin—fragile; handle with care
-Ships unpainted and ready for priming
-Minor support marks may be visible
-Requires glue for assembly; sanding tools recommended
-Images may contain digital renders. All models are test printed for detail, and print-ability.

📦 Shipping Information
-Processing Time: Ships within 1–4 business days
-Tracking: Included with all orders
-Packaging: Securely padded to protect details
-Bulk Discount: Orders over $35 ship free
-Returns: Accepted within 14 days; buyer pays return shipping and loss in value if item is not returned in original condition

Features oversized gear medallion, cybernetic detail, and an expression that says “I own everything you care about”

Ships unpainted and unassembled for full grimdark customization

🛠️ Story Hook:
Maybe he’s the de facto ruler of an orbital slum market. Maybe he used to be a war-mech pilot before a bad fusion binge. Or maybe he’s a front for a far more insidious AI, using flesh and flash to distract from the data he’s bleeding from every nearby device.

💀 Fits perfectly into dystopian sci-fi, hiveworld underbellies, mercenary campaigns, or starport turf wars.

He’s not the final boss because he’s the strongest. He’s the final boss because he’s the one who decides who gets fed, who gets fueled… and who gets fed to the fuel.